blaster blocks to all the homophobes that think that gay people are going to approach you and try to test your sexuality simply because you’re you baby you’re ugly to heterosexual people what the [ __ ] makes you think that you would be pretty to lgbtq plus community members when their standards are higher than heterosexual communities gone sit down my god someone just told me that you call the vaccine the culvert vaccine might turn you gay i’m already gay what if it makes me straight i know how negatives work no i’m doing math it’s work megan you can’t possibly know if you’re gay you’re 16 you’re 16.
you’re too young it’s a phase you can’t you can’t know your sexuality anyways can you come on over here and help me change your brother into his lady killer i love women so much because i’m a boy and i love women and breaking women’s hearts shirts um please i cannot believe i caught this i forgot my rings okay do you want to get them back can i okay something i will never understand is all the trans women on this app that get so much hate like i get i get my fair share of hate and i don’t even really talk about being trans but there are women out here trying to fully better this community and educate people and all the trevors on the mackenzie’s are out here like you know what i’m gonna do i’m gonna write a little hate comment i’m feeling attacked and insecure and i wish that i looked like her but i was born a woman oh no how come she was born a man and she’s prettier than me oh no let me just write a little hate comment about it oh no i really want to have sex with her she’s so hot she has or had a penis my masculinity is completely threatened a little bit about it hello are you [ __ ] insane we’re just trying to live our lives oh that’s what we’re doing if you don’t like it do the little button thing not interested on to the next one babe mine is almost done i’m so hungry can i have yours can we exchange actually can i have that no okay thank you yeah baby i’m just kidding thank you so as a gay man i think i have to acknowledge that i have some privilege um because i’m up here in my room watching netflix and um well well my brothers and my dad are out here blowing snow i was not invited to this manual labor day so i guess you know what us gays are lucky i said keep up the great work you guys are doing amazing nice job so at the beginning of a pandemic my wife and i moved into a new house which we renovated entirely let’s start with the bedroom we broke down another wall to make it a little bigger and added this awesome coffee area where we can go get our morning coffee right when we roll out of bed since we’re two women and we can get away with this kind of thing we added a chandelier above the bathtub as you can see we really love playing with textures and tones and pink my favorite thing is that sliding barn door and that picture of us at our wedding now here’s the part where we really diy but we’re quoting us eight thousand dollars for a closet and we did this instead we went on amazon and ordered a bunch of bars and rods attached it to the wall to give us that exposed store-like look we then got drawers and shelving from ikea and now we have this awesome shoe display and of course we added the vanity area so we can both sit together and do our hair and makeup it comes to this topic a lot of people tend to sugarcoat and that’s just not me i don’t do [ __ ] like that i don’t uh get that plastic surgery girl get your hair long you know what i’m saying wear female clothes identify as a woman i don’t give a [ __ ] i don’t have an issue with that what i’m telling you is you’re still like you know what i’m saying you were born a man you need to tell people that not everybody’s going to accept that just babe do you say you don’t give a [ __ ] but you do you do you made a video about me i don’t need to tell anybody what is between my legs unless i’m going to [ __ ] them sorry but it’s true i’m so sorry but you don’t need to know what’s between my legs why does that affect you and plastic surgery girl i’ve got nothing done this is natural thank you and i know i was born a man i i like make that very apparent and very known i talk about that all the time all i’m saying is if i have a conversation with you on the street and i just met you i don’t have to scream in your face that i’m transgender put your masculine side then show your feminine side i have never related to something so much and i just i just i just i just wanna gay silence being gay is a choice nah it’s definitely not actually yes it definitely is all right bet show me it’s a choice then start liking men but i can’t though okay but why not because i’m only attracted to women wait but what happened to it being a choice come on bro being gay is not natural dude there’s literally 1500 other species that practice homosexuality don’t even try to use that argument okay well have you ever tried dating women i have but i prefer men how do you know that you’re straight have you ever tried dating men no because i’m only attracted to women yeah but i thought the only way to know is by trying dude can you just stop using my logic against me why does my dog have his legs crossed like that do you guys think he’s do you think he’s okay blink if you’re gay okay he’s not okay is no no guys i call the quits hello gender reveal party oh my god it’s a gender studies professor hello there before we reveal the sex of the baby the couple wants to remind everyone gender is a non-binary construct and will not influence how the baby is raised am i right yeah yeah hey i’m so sorry i’m late there was so much traffic there was like an accident like there was a lot this magician really said trans rights peanut butter jelly peanut butter jelly peanut butter j peanut butter what do you what are you doing that’s not where you go you’re supposed to go what what’s that peanut butter you say you’re actually jelly whoa and jelly you’re actually peanut butter oh man i’m so sorry i violated your privacy i guess it doesn’t matter what it says on the jar if it’s got peanut butter in it we should just show it some goddamn respect and call it peanut butter because it didn’t choose the jar let’s recap peanut butter jelly also peanut butter also jelly but still peanut butter still jelly if it’s peanut butter let it pee with peanut butter and if it’s jelly let it pee with jelly got it okay explain it to your parents bring back manly men she walked away through a cheap pocket cigarettes anyone else depressed but you’re like fine like i’m fine like you don’t have to worry about me my anxiety is crippling but i’m okay maybe i should talk to someone why are gay people like little goblins like you can give them any shiny rock or random trinket and they’ll be like ah i love this thing i’m gonna keep it forever let me go put it in my cave and like scurry home to put it on a bookshelf you know what you are so right god made me a man i will never be a woman and that’s just the facts you thank you for for bringing that to my attention you’re so right tell me your best story where you’ve emasculated a man i’ll go first so it was pre-coveted i post a lot about being gay so i get a lot of homophobic comments and i just want to let you all know that at the end of the day you are spending your free time sending messages to a gay man that’s a little gay you want to know what a lesbian sounds like so if you ever hear that just know a lesbian’s coming for you how the gays communicate two girls chilling in a hot tub sitting on each other’s laps because she’s not gay right she can’t be she’s just really friendly right does anyone know if she’s gay i spent the day with my dad is this your biological dad or that guy you met on grindr grinder that gay [ __ ] me lesbian couples be like why is this me and my fiance i’m roger rabbit i’ll keep the picture saved in a safe place while i look so weird oh my god i figured it out i figured it out okay hear me out imagine if men didn’t wow i know i know so when you feel you’re down and want to see happiness just ask a straight man to open your water bottle they love that and the expression they make right after they’re like because they want to contain the excitement oh my god they’re so adorable here’s how i know that being trans isn’t a choice i am a straight white sorry i am a straight white i can do this i’m a straight wife the high five is gay history yes i will elaborate in 1977 dusty baker hit his 30th home run one of his teammates glenn burke got so excited that he lifted his hand in the air and dusty baker didn’t know what to do so they hit hands this is what started high fives what makes this gay history is that glenn burke was the first openly gay major league baseball player so yeah a gay black man invented the high five because he was gay he faced discrimination the los angeles dodgers traded him despite resistance from his teammates and he eventually quit baseball because of discrimination he moved to the castro where he played on a gay softball team he died in 1994 after being infected with hiv but i want to leave on a happy moment he once told a reporter that he knew the feeling of giving someone a high five before anyone else making a crop top what’s something that bothers you about being gay i’m choosing violence today because i have a whole ass list and i know i’m not the only one that thinks this so gay men i’m about to drag you the obsession with labeling masculine and feminine needs to [ __ ] stop because gays love praising masculine men but the gag is they’d be the most boring [ __ ] one and then y’all turn around and trash on feminine men talking about oh that’s too gay we are literally attracted to men how gay can you get like the fact that the gay community is so [ __ ] hyper sexualized the fact that gays simply can’t be friends with each other and platonic relationships aren’t allowed like of course they’re allowed in [ __ ] but like at least personally for me every single gay friend i’ve ever had they all tried to sleep with me and i know i’m not the only one that had that problem before [ __ ] let me not forget the body shaming and fat phobia the fact that gays are shallow and they only go for looks the fact that gays move insanely fast in relationships like the time frame between the talking stage and relationship will be like two weeks and this last one might just be for me but since there’s so many labels in the gay community and a lot of labels i don’t identify with like mask or femme i think that’s [ __ ] stupid it’s kind of hard to like find your click and find other people like you in the gay community you
